hi im desi im 30 years old he/him

cancer sun | leo moon | virgo rising

thirsty on main. absolutely fucking dehydrated on main.

i started this blog in 2011 and quit cold turkey in the purge of 2018. unfortunately good omens has awakened in me some sort of latent parasitic brain worms and i had to come back to where the gifs are or risk driving all people in my general vicinity insane.

Proud chairman of the Society for the Appreciation of Anthony J Crowley’s Juicy Boy Pussy and author of Sweet Purgatory.

Find me on insta and AO3 as ironriots.

while i don’t really expect to use this blog beyond current main fandom, you can view my tag archive here.

this is corny but i really do love making new fandom friends; my ask box is always open–or messages, idk what the preferred mode of communication is on this site anymore. say hi! :)

as a reintroduction to former mutuals and old followers, old irl acquaintances checking in etc: im doing just fine. certainly a lot has changed since 2018. if you want to catch up for details im here, obvs.

divorce-enjoyer:

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

(via chernozemm)

crystalis:

fridgebride:

fridgebride:

fridgebride:

the us air force confirmed that the protestor who self immolated outside the israeli embassy in dc today was an active duty airman (article contains a photograph of the protestor on fire, please proceed with caution.)

the 25 year old USAF member who self immolated was named aaron bushnell. independent reporter talia jane received permission from his family to post his filmed self immolation (graphic content is blurred but this is what he filmed in full. i cant watch it past the beginning statements but he does confirm here that his actions were to protest the genocide in gaza and us complicity.)

also, yes, the responding officers clearly pull firearms on him in the video.

ALT

(via grimboigio)

tooquirkytolose:

Based on this tweet:

(via fellshish)

kros-stuff:

Saw this pic, like, a thousand times, never to this day knew it was Riker from star trek playing trombone in wherever he is that just look like godforsaken backrooms. Why

(via yourdadsvirginity)

onlinebeast:

yourgrandfatherisfictional:

onlinebeast:

Dude why are my pockets so wet (figures out im currently peeing myself) Ohhhhhhhh

It was me I shoved my dick in your pocket and pissed I’m sorry

You pissed myself

?

first i’m gonna pee my pants,

then i’m gonna pee your pants.

(via yourdadsvirginity)

sentientsky:

ALT

(image from Neil’s post here)

it’s been six months. someone help me

(via ineffabildaddy)

alivedean:

(crowley’s version)

biancodot:

shoot you shot

(via gingiekittycat)

chernozemm:

Sometimes it’s not that deep. Sometimes it’s just fanservice✌️😘